for a new campaign (for 5th edition) I’m going to be part of I made an aarakocra (basically a bird person) rogue/paladin. 

And they’re agender and asexual and are basically anti-capitalist bc they don’t understand private property and borders and shit? And their name is just AMAZING. That’s it. AMAZING, all caps. And they’re super cocky and flirt with everyone but if anyone ever tries to seduce them they’re like ‘ew gross u have dangly weird bits and strange parts and where do the eggs come from anyways??’ 

I’m so excited to play as them. I’m waiting for the first opportunity to have AMAZING gasp in excitement at seeing a chicken or something and hopping over to it and telling it extremely earnestly that AMAZING finds this chicken to be the most beautiful creature they’ve seen in weeks. 

Also, eats birdseed to fuck with the humans.