ageofdragon:

So this old guy, called Vanchez, has some kind of a pageant planned. But he needs a giant, which is off in some damn cave. He’s got some kind of rare charm to control the giant, but no way he’s going into that cave himself. It attacks us, because of course it does and we let the big bastard chase us outside where Vanchez is waiting. Agh, turned out that charm was phony, giant ate the poor guy alive. It’s okay though, we still got paid.