E3 2015 Sumary

Sony: GAMES. GAMES EVERYONE WANTS. Oh my what is this? FINAL FANTASY 7 FULL HD REMAKE. HOLY SHIT. -audience shits their collective pantaloons-
Microsoft: Cars, Guns, Cars, Guns, Cars, Guns… to be honest, we’re not sure what we’re doing anymore. We’re stuck in a loop.
Nintendo: -wet fart noises-