Me, on a date: Welp, seems I got catfished.
My date, who was supposed to be a Gemini: Yeah. Sorry, I should’ve just told you I was actually breadsticks. Are you upset?
Me, as I shove 10,000 spiders into my meme: I’m fine.
What I really mean: The thirty seconds you just spent reading this are thirty seconds you’re never, ever going to get back.