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BROTP ASKMEME WITH AYLA AND ZEV

• who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Zev and Ayla HATES IT like ZEV YOU ARE A GROWN MAN STOP EATING MY FRIES but on the other hand Ayla notices that he never looks like he’s eating enough and pretends not to see sometimes.
• who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Zev will do it in front of friends, but Ayla does it in front of strangers and Zev reacts like a child to cooties. Which honestly is why she does it 10 times out of 10
• who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Ayla, and it’s usually at 2 in the morning and Ayla pulls up in her banged up sedan, in her pjs,bails him out and wordlessly drives them to Denny’s because it’s not like the night could get any worse.
• who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Ayla dishes out all of the thoughtful advice, Zev’s response is usually “Dump them”
• who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Zev will unplug your controller mid game, but he will never survive.
• who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk. Ayla, and then Zev argues, and Ayla still gets top bunk. And she will lord it over him like the older sister she is.
• who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Zev starts them, Ayla wins them. Brutally.
• who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: ZEV AND ITS AWFUL AYLA IS MORTIFIED AND ZEV GETS MURDERED RIP THAT BOY