adoribull sunday, I gotta know more about the good omens AU. Does Dorian own the bookshop and Bull bully plants? Is hastur Dorian’s dad? Are the chargers just very large cherubs? I want to know more please!

heronfem:

Bull is the one who owns the bookshop, and Dorian absolutely bullies the plants.  Survival of the most attractive, you see.  He keeps orchids.

Hastur is definitely Dorian’s dad, and has long ago given up on changing him. 

DRAMATIS PERSONAE (a list, mostly finished)

SUPERNATURAL BEINGS

Dorian- A demon who did not so much fall as saunter uncomfortably downwards

The Iron Bull- Everyone’s least expected angel of bloodlust and the color pink.

Halward- A Fiendish Duke of Hell. Dorian’s father, but only technically.

Livius- A Fiendish Duke of Hell.  Does Not Get On with Halward. Not very bright.

Ariqun- The Voice of Koslun.  And the Voice of Andraste, technically.

Cole- Cole.

HUMANS, ELVES, DWARVES, AND QUNARI

Cassandra Pentaghast- Witch hunter, part time. Bad with technology.

Varric Tethras- Great great great great etc. grandson of Agnes Tethras. Author and professional descendant

Alistair Theirin- Definitely NOT the Anti-Andraste. Oops.

Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Fornication Pentaghast- A Witch hunter

Agnes Tethras- Casteless dwarven prophetess.  Definitely a witch.

Anders- Cat sitter (all days of the week except Wednesdays) and Medium, by appointment

Fenris- Witch Hunter Sergeant

Hawke- A Delivery Person

Merrill Sabrae- First of the Chattering Order of Falon’din, and excellent businesswoman

The Chargers: Supposedly employees of The Iron Bull. Supposedly.

THE HORSEPEOPLE

Death- DEATH

Famine- Fen’harel, who hungers for a return to power and a return of Elvhen glory

Pestilence- Razikale, an Archdemon

War- Isabela, who did not ask for this

THEM

Adaar- The Anti-Andraste

Leliana- A Girl

Josephine- A Girl

Cullen Rutherford Stanton- A Boy

AND

Dog- demonic hellbeast and perpetual cat worrier. A Mabari.