the-son-of-dathomir:

the-son-of-dathomir:

LucasArts: You guys want a game where you can be a Rebel hero, right? Fight the Empire. Maybe be a Jedi, but not a boring Jedi- a cool Jedi who-doesnt-play-by-the-rules. But definitely a cool famous hero who shapes the galaxy. That’s what you kids want- yeah?

Me: You are completely underestimating how much I want to be a Sith underling and do unspeakable things in the name of a master who see me as entirely disposable. Let me sell my soul for darkside powers in a misguided attempt to save people and be a footnote in galactic history.

Also a gay romance option