Sauron will suffer no rival. From the summit of Barad-dur his eye watches ceaselessly.

vinesforall:

bbirdlube:

My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e5 | Secret Society Outfits

[boppin’ music playing]

Griffin: These are our secret society outfits! No, wait. [snaps fingers, catches top hat, beat of silence while he struggles to put it on] These are our secret society outfits.

Griffin: [at Travis] You look like a business man with an extremely specific fetish.

Travis: [amused] You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals Twizzlers.

Justin: [at Travis] You look like a, uh, vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.

Travis: [laughs] Justin, you look like a halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket!

Justin: [wheezes]

Griffin: Justin looks like rye bread that a cape got on.

Justin: [at Griffin, in a serious tone] You look like if hepatitis was a person.

Travis: [absolutely loses it, laughing heartily]

The farts under a blanket one ALWAYS gets me

hilaryflorido:

FYI: For Christmas, I made a paper mache duplicate of my dog, Philip, for each member of my family.

gods i really wanna hear the songs from The Count of Monte Cristo that aren’t on the spotify album. it’s killing me

leggomyriego:

dat-soldier:

mtndewbajablast:

mtndewbajablast:

new four temperaments are clown, 80s, cowboy, and goth.

howdououfeel:

orcoftheday:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker

this is him and i guarantee you he’s not even dead

HE’S NOT DEAD

i cut off both of his arms and his leg again if he comes back im going to fucking scream

THE FINAL BATTLE

WE BOTH GOT BLOWN UP BY THE NAZGUL’S DRAGON

MAY HE REST IN PEACE

This post is a Classic so Today’s Orc of the Day is: Stakuga the Taunter/the Unkillable

Now you know how the orcs feel when they kill you