sharkroyalty

*Slaps my shitty 5 foot something body* this piece of shit mothefucker can fit so mcuh Love

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk

thorthedorkworld:

The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

i don’t know how but this just made me 10% gayer

binary-bird:

hamlet, act 1, sc. 5

Y’all… people are TESTING me today

acheesecakewrites:

it costs 0 euro/baht/usd/yuan/zloty/any denomination of money you can imagine to not make a post about why you don’t like a ship, and additional 0 global monetary units not to file it under the tag people who do like the ship use to share their fanworks with each other

accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes:

tanclybowen:

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

This is a gift to humankind