Author: sharkroyalty

D i n e r
I love how this diner is on a bunch of vaporwave/dystopia blogs for its aesthetic when in real life– I’ve eaten here many times– it’s a cozy daytime luncheon in squeaky clean Old Market, Omaha, and it’s run by a really handsome older bear daddy who wears “PAPA BEAR” pawprint tshirts while he politely brings you a tuna melt, and Omaha being what it is, suburban Nebraska straight moms think his shirt is a reference to being a protective father and tell him “Oh, I’m a ‘mama bear’!” and he always smiles kindly at them like “mmhmm okay!” and I almost choke on my chocolate milk.

hmmm
Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha
Oh look. That yoda had a child.
its sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean
i really don’t want to be an active twitter user. that sounds like hell. twitter is just heterosexual tumblr and it has less features







