probablyevilrpgideas:

ee-3:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-bitch-of-izalith:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

typhlosionns:

shit-lizard:

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die

  1. My reply is no
  2. Don’t count on it
  3. My sources say no
  4. Very doubtful
  5. Outlook not so good
  6. Better not tell you now
  7. Cannot predict now
  8. Ask again later
  9. Reply hazy try again
  10. Concentrate and ask again
  11. Outlook good
  12. Most likely
  13. Signs point to yes
  14. As I see it, yes
  15. Yes
  16. You may rely on it
  17. Without a doubt
  18. Yes, definitely
  19. It is decidedly so
  20. It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

notlostonanadventure:

lifewithasideofbacon:

progenyofworms:

busyandtired:

chainsawpunk:

im not american, can someone explain what he did?

Reagan was elected in 1980, around the same time that HIV began spreading and turning into a pandemic. Nearly 60,000 cases were reported with more than 27,000 dead before he even mentioned the disease in a major speech, during his second term.

His administration spent years pushing back on requests for funding for treatment and research. It’s impossible to know for certain, but if the disease had been aggressively studied and treated in the early years it might have been contained to a few hundred or few thousand deaths here in the USA.

Also he cut funds for mental health treatment and facilities, turning disabled people out onto the streets, the War on Drugs was cranked up to inner-city warfare, and the fundamentalist Christian “Moral Majority” that was his power base happily watched queers and black people and sex workers and homeless people die alone and scared.

Until Donald Trump was elected, he was the best example of an oblivious wealthy white person riding a wave of bigotry into the White House, and empowering that bigotry to a degree that cost tens of thousands of lives.

TL;DR, he watched us die and didn’t care.

My friend: “I thought everyone liked Reagan.”

🙄🙄🙄

Republicans like Reagan, idolize him because he was a good public speaker (he was an actor) and he had an overwhelmingly popular re-election campaign because he survived an assassination attempt.

Make no mistake though- blood is on Reagan’s hands for every single person who died from HIV/AIDS. Worse still, his economic policies condemned an entire generation: we’re still suffering from Reaganomics and the stunning amount of cuts he gave to the wealthy to fuck the middle class.

Ronald Reagan can burn in Hell.

garashirs:

garashirs:

truly one of the funniest things about lotr to me is how much hostility
the hobbits, a race of cheerful, fun-loving farm people, bear towards
gandalf for absolutely NO reason except that he kills their chill vibe

the hobbits of the shire whenever they hear gandalf is in town: