sharkroyalty

puppy8:

i think this sums up retribution pretty well

axe-fx:

tweet of the millennium

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

captainsnoop:

you ever think about how some plants evolved in such a way that their strategy for reproduction is “I’m gonna grow parts of my body really deliciously on purpose, in the hopes that some animal will eat the part of me with seeds in it. then the animal shits those seeds out”

oh no i sure hope some big strong animal doesn’t come and gobble up my swollen genitalia 🙂 i don’t know what i’d do if i had to watch my body parts work their way through its digestion and then get shat out :)))

aneurysmsanddesecrations:

k-xia:

deantrippe:

last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

thevelvetpelican:

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

project-beast:

trans culture is seeing a cool name and thinking “fuck why didnt i made THAT my name” or “is it too late to switch to that”