LucasArts: You guys want a game where you can be a Rebel hero, right? Fight the Empire. Maybe be a Jedi, but not a boring Jedi- a cool Jedi who-doesnt-play-by-the-rules. But definitely a cool famous hero who shapes the galaxy. That’s what you kids want- yeah?
Me: You are completely underestimating how much I want to be a Sith underling and do unspeakable things in the name of a master who see me as entirely disposable. Let me sell my soul for darkside powers in a misguided attempt to save people and be a footnote in galactic history.
Also a gay romance option
I started today laying in the sun in my bed and then sitting on my front steps in the sun before heading to bus and listening to Naruto opening/ending songs and generally happy/light-hearted music and Idk it’s just nice!
i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?
What was it you were hoping I’d bring to the table – quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and your imminent destruction. You made a mistake.
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