Aries: punching a nazi in the face
Taurus: punching a nazi in the face
Gemini:punching a nazi in the face
Cancer:
punching a nazi in the face
Leo:
punching a nazi in the face
Virgo:
punching a nazi in the face
Libra:
punching a nazi in the face
Scorpio:
punching a nazi in the face
Sagittarius:
punching a nazi in the face
Capricorn:
punching a nazi in the face
Aquarius:
punching a nazi in the face
Pisces:
punching a nazi in the face
Tag: astrology tw
(x) Pokemon Zodiac, it took a lot of time but is finally finished.
I actually really like this
Of course I’m vomiting
The Signs as RPG Classes
ASSASSIN/THIEF | mysterious, stealthy, and aware: gemini, virgo, scorpio, aquarius
WARRIOR | proud, courageous, and strong: aries, leo, sagittarius, capricorn
MAGE | mindful, balanced, and knowledgable: taurus, cancer, libra, pisces
The “let me go back to sleep” Squad:
Pisces
Taurus
Aquarius
Cancer
Gemini
The Signs as their Astrologic Signs
Aries: Aries
Taurus: Taurus
Gemini: Dildo
Cancer: Cancer
Leo: Leo
Virgo: Virgo
Libra: Libra
Scorpio: Scorpio
Sagittarius: Sagittarius
Capricorn: Capricorn
Aquarius: Aquarius
Pisces: Pisces
To the Zodiac Signs,
Dear Libra, crawl under the covers & make a cup of tea. It’s okay to breath.
Dear Scorpio, does it help if I say I’m proud of you? You’ve come so remarkably far my darling, keep going.
Dear Sagittarius, it wont always hurt like this. I promise the rain will clear and life will be hopeful again. Hang in there my love.
Dear Capricorn, you are so missed by the ones you love when you’re not around. It’s okay that life forces paths to diverge, but do not forget how deeply you’ve touched the lives around you.
Dear Aquarius, you are the sun and the stars, you are enough without the admiration of those too busy to notice your beauty.
Dear Pisces, please let go. Please, it isn’t healthy to hang on and obsess this way. The air will flow through your lungs much easier once you allow life to take its course.
Dear Aries, your view is not wrong, but you cannot fault someone for seeing the world differently if they’re standing on a separate mountain. Be patient with others as they make their own climb.
Dear Taurus, I hope the peace you’ve found is met with a renewed sense of purpose. The ground beneath you is your support and the air above filled with potential. Possibility lays in your hands.
Dear Gemini, it’s alright to start over. Take a breath, close the door and move on. No one will fault you for making a mistake, but it’s up to you to move forwards and allow the grass to grow.
Dear Cancer, your hard work is admirable and I promise if you stick with it you will find yourself at the destination you’ve always imagined. Don’t listen to the cynics, you get what you give.
Dear Leo, I envy your new found purpose and believe so strongly in your ability to succeed. Please have faith in yourself and if ever you waiver know that you are loved, trusted and believed in by many.
Dear Virgo, it’s okay that you’ve closed the door to the past. Just make sure you’re certain before you lock people behind it. Old scars can only heal so well without proper closure.
Late Month Check-In with the Signs
(October 26th)
The Signs in a Scary Movie
Aries: *gets baseball bat* WHO THE FUCK IS THERE
Taurus: *grabs their chips while everyone screams and just leaves the house*
Gemini: Hey um, ghost guy, I’m just trynna watch some Netflix can you leave? *gets thrown down the stairs by the ghost after that*
Cancer: AAHHHHHHHH *screams so much thy pass out and the ghost thinks they died so they live*
Leo: Yeah nope I’m not putting up with this shit, bye. *leaves with taurus*
Virgo: *doesn’t know what’s going on until everything finishes, because they were locked in their room blasting music the whole time"
Libra: *tries rationalizing with the ghost but gets themselves killed*
Scorpio: *thinks they can take the ghost but the ghost stuffs them in a kitchen cabinet.*
Sagittarius: “RUN YOU DUMBASSES”
Capricorn: the one who started all this shit by playing with a Ouija board with Aquarius. Spends the whole time trying to get Scorpio out of the kitchen cabinet but gets killed in the process.
Aquarius: started this all by playing with a Ouija board with Capricorn. Is the only one that actually has common sense and calls the cops.
Pisces: cries so much that they forget wtf was happening and actually survive because the ghost thought they were possessed.
which da:i companion/advisor are you based on your star sign?
aries: iron bull
taurus: cullen
gemini: leliana
cancer: blackwall
leo: vivenne
virgo: solas
libra: josephine
scorpio: dorian
sagittarius: sera
capricorn: cassandra
aquarius: varric
pisces: cole
heaven vs hell
belongs in heaven but ends up in hell:
leo, virgo, sagittariusbelongs in hell but ends up in heaven:
aries, gemini, librabelongs in hell and ends up in hell:
scorpio, capricorn, aquariusbelongs in heaven and ends up in heaven: taurus, cancer, pisces
salt levels of the signs
saltier than the red sea: gemini, virgo, scorpio, capricorn
more salt in body than water: aries, cancer, leo, sagittarius
equal balance salt and sugar: taurus, aquarius, libra
freshwater: pisces









