Aries: being in control OR being publicly praised
Taurus: being alone and undisturbed OR getting enough hours of sleep
Gemini: people laughing at your joke OR knowing the juicy details of drama you’re not involved in
Cancer: being appreciated for the littlest things OR having someone to trust
Leo: getting compliments OR being proven right in an argument
Virgo: getting recognition OR people taking your advice
Libra: knowing the answer to every problem OR finally getting something you were procrastinating done
Scorpio: people trusting you with their deepest secrets OR being in charge
Sagittarius: open minded people OR low maintenance relationships
Capricorn: having free time OR being productive
Aquarius: seeing something change for the better OR people acknowledging your intelligence
Pisces: being told ‘I love you’ OR being included in something important
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The “emotional wreck but pretends all is well” squad
Scorpio, GEMINI, Capricorn, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius
“You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” – Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces
“But you have heard of me” – Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
how the signs would finish the lyric “wake me up…”
inside (cant wake up): aries, leo, sagittarius, aquarius
when september ends: cancer, libra, capricorn
before you go-go: taurus, gemini, virgo, pisces, scorpio
what a shame the poor grooms bride is a
gemini
Are you fucking kidding me
Judgement squads
Overly judgmental: Libra, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer
Loves you the way you are: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Taurus
Judges themselves more than others: Scorpio, Pisces, Gemini, Aquarius
The signs as late 2015 memes
Aries: John Cena
Taurus: good shit 👌
Gemini: that sounds fake… but ok
Cancer: Man door hand hook car door
Leo: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
Virgo: Spongebob Discourse
Libra: [Breadsticks]
Scorpio: Rhianna winking gif
Sagittarius: Young Man
Capricorn: Gun
Aquarius: You’ve heard of X now get ready for Y
Pisces: sometimes I can still hear his voice
“You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” – Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces
“But you have heard of me” – Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
The Signs Watching A Scary Movie
Aries: IT’S OK EVERYONE IT’S NOT REAL DON’T WORRY GUYS.
Taurus: But, like, is that actually scientifically possible? For that much blood to be on one person? Really? Like where’s it coming from??
Gemini: *sees opening credits* nope *leaves room*
Cancer: sad because of death of irrelevant character.
Leo: oh, this isn’t so sca- OH SHIT NEVERMIND!!
Virgo: *Visibly shaking* I’M NOT SCARED WHAAAT????
Libra: *eyes squeezed shut* Is it over yet???
Scorpio: Wow ya’ll think this is scary you should see my life.
Sagittarius: The dog better not die. If the dog dies I will FUCKING-
Capricorn: I’M I THE ONLY ONE ACTUALLY INVESTED IN THE PLOT THOUGH?!?!
Aquarius: nice.
Pisces: Curled up in a ball with their head in someones shoulder and their ears covered for the ENTIRE film.
The ‘won’t let go of their stuffed animals even though they’re 26′ squad
Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Pisces
AND I NEVER WILL
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