So, @zabrakqueen has this AU where their Inquisitor Zev works
in a Yankee Candle and ~accidentally~ goes out with a country radio DJ called “The
Iron Bull”
unfortunately the old ladies he works with listen
exclusively to country radio and he has to listen to the bastard’s stupid sexy
voice every day at work from noon to six
poor guy
Bull lays it on thick
PERFECT. 10/10 Zev would never recover and i love this so much lmao