I actually had to look up those points, man, the things I do for attention

Dumbledore ‘Yes, yes, move along’ is essentially Petra ‘Yes, okay, but who do you give your 12 points to’

Yes, I know those aren’t the actual points. I got lazy. Sue me.

I genuinely liked Russia’s song in case you can’t tell.

willlsolaces:

What do you mean that’s not what happened?

~~also there are dumb captions if you’re interested~~

Bonus:

theravingcelt:

deadallisonargent:

When the hosts talk for too long before presenting their country’s votes

#this is Petra

idgafoskitten:

So far, tumblr has compared Michał Szpak, the polish Eurovision contestant to:
-jesus
-sirius black
-captain hook
-a vampire
-jack sparrow
-hozier
-conchita with a perm
-rasputin
-louis xiv
-mozart
-vlad the impaler
-all of the beatles at once
-poland’s emo phase
-gay vampire Jesus meets captain hook
-Charles II
-johnny depp
-an overly powerful anime villain
-a cosplayer
-Jesus’ goth phase
-the sad snapchat filter
-a panic! at the disco costume
-vampire Jesus discount Hozier
-a hippie
-a vegan
-aramis from the three musketeers
-michael jackson
-a disney prince
-the Rapunzel we didn’t ask for but we needed
-a circus director
-Cheryl Cole