effervescentastrology:

Aries: *gets baseball bat* WHO THE FUCK IS THERE

Taurus: *grabs their chips while everyone screams and just leaves the house*

Gemini: Hey um, ghost guy, I’m just trynna watch some Netflix can you leave? *gets thrown down the stairs by the ghost after that*

Cancer: AAHHHHHHHH *screams so much thy pass out and the ghost thinks they died so they live*

Leo: Yeah nope I’m not putting up with this shit, bye. *leaves with taurus*

Virgo: *doesn’t know what’s going on until everything finishes, because they were locked in their room blasting music the whole time"

Libra: *tries rationalizing with the ghost but gets themselves killed*

Scorpio: *thinks they can take the ghost but the ghost stuffs them in a kitchen cabinet.*

Sagittarius: “RUN YOU DUMBASSES”

Capricorn: the one who started all this shit by playing with a Ouija board with Aquarius. Spends the whole time trying to get Scorpio out of the kitchen cabinet but gets killed in the process.

Aquarius: started this all by playing with a Ouija board with Capricorn. Is the only one that actually has common sense and calls the cops.

Pisces: cries so much that they forget wtf was happening and actually survive because the ghost thought they were possessed.