laugh rule – Page 2 – Tumblr purge backup

luxtempestas:

this image entered my consciousness and wouldn’t leave until i created it

@badcharacterdesign

Bigby whenever Fabletown goes to shit:

embalm:

Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta

the waiter returning five minutes later: the op says feel free to tag as kin.

dakotaraptor:

this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

arealliveghost:

tastefullyoffensive:

This will haunt me forever. (via arealliveghost)

tweeting this made my twitter practically unusable for 2 days and I’m hoping it makes my tumblr unusable forever

transpunkspacejunk:

egberts:

mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew.

my bf orders mtn dew at restaurants and the whole time wr eating the atmosphere around him shimmers cause hes fuckin with the liminal veil

healthcoregoth:

dogjpeg:

me getting knocked over by the biggest dog I’ve ever met while The King of Dogs does nothing

*The king of dogs lets out a hearty chuckle* You foolish knave. Thinking you can touch my dogs without consequence.