Tag: me calling sharks cute babies and shit doesn’t mean I don’t know they’re dangerous?

me: *loves sharks and advocates for their protection while understanding that they’re apex predators who /are/ dangerous*

me: sharks are my precious small baby children

some tumblr fucks: reminder!!! Don’t call sharks genTLE doGGos or smol cuties!!! uwu

me: …anyways lookit my silly water puppy nerds