Tag: me
google search: how to half-kill yourself to see how much attention you get
doctor: congratulations, your wife just gave birth to a healthy baby boy! what do you want to name him?
me: *on fantasynamegenerators.com* hold on
my entire dash right now:
icel:
me: sad because I’m not productive
me: not productive because I’m sad
person: how are you?
me, not feeling any extreme pain or euphoria: i literally have no fuckin idea
Carbs? Love her
the sport i’d add to the olympics is Stealing. there is no event or ceremony. whoever is able to locate and steal the medals technically earns them
*browses through DnD book*
Monster Manual? More like Boyfriend Brochure
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