Tag: me

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
*buys something online*
wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again
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highschool and up…
1: “Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?”
2: “Yeah, what’d you have for breakfast?“
1: “Nothing.”
2: “I’m doing better than you.”
me as a gym leader: *flicking lights on and off* welcome to my ghost type gym
trainer: this is an out of business hot topic
why do we have to FIGHT the monster???? WHY can’t we…,,, kiss the monster….. gently hold the monster……… tell the monster how we really feel


Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd



