RP partner: (writes fantastic starter with intricate dialog and plot settings)
Me: I have to go I’m too stupid to talk to you
Tag: me
me: *sees a smooth/round rock*
brain: take
me: why?
brain: you gotta
making this t-shirt is the most fulfilling thing i’ve done in a while and i am so proud
every conversation i have with a straight man is another chapter in my villain origin story
the thrilling sequel to this
short people are full of sin
me: *hides signs of my disorders from people so i don’t get annoying rude comments*
some neurotypical: what do u mean u have this disorder u dont act like it lol u cant possibly have it
me: *looks into camera like im on the office*
online job application quiz: you are approached by a customer who is unhappy about an order they have placed and would like a refund, but you are very busy. what do you do in this scenario?
me: (checking stats) i roll to seduce the customer,
every day is hufflepunk day
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