sebhawkes:

dragon age origins: gays and their mage chaperon try to save Fantasy Ohio from your average mud covered country boy

dragon age 2: gays and their police chaperon try to save a Fantasy Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell from jessica lange wielding a really sharp glowstick

dragon age inquisition: gays and their military chaperon try to save Fantasy Disney World from a Swarovski crystal encrusted Bad Dragon Dildo