i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”
Omfg, I have a story about this. The first time I saw this video was yesterday. One of my friends showed it to me because I have a small obsession with the song and I was hysterically laughing at it by the end. Then, not even 4 hours later, I’m walking in the tunnels (college in upstate ny is a bitch with snow) and people get off the elevator and they’re wearing exactly that.
I lost my shit.
Then, I pulled up heathens on my phone, as a logical person would do, and they whipped they’re heads around at me and started to do the fucking dance. I couldn’t fucking deal it was amazing.
So, S/O to the Heathen mannequins who made my week last night!
Okay but like this is me in the video and I definitely was not walking around doing the dance for people so idk who that was
work is stupid. when am i going to get a letter in the mail from a mysterious relative i never met before and inherit a rustic castle somewhere in europe?
ignore the histories about certain races being evil
your material plane now
have fun
other elves: Welcome Brave Travellers To The Crystal Forest Citadel Of Cirianthewethiel… Rest Thy Heads Upon This Beautiful Pile Of Leaves With 10000000 Years of History And Know Peace…..
dunmer: hey dickbag come fight me in this dirt hole. fuck you. i eat awful pillbug ooze every day and i love dying
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