Wait For It
Tag: queuemanji
*pastor voice* but how many of you are kin with… the Lord?
it pains me to say this but naruto really is gay culture
i don’t know if guillermo del toro self-identifies as goth but, regardless, the man embodies such a raw spirit of all things goth
did mary shelley self identify as goth? did edgar allen poe? it does not matter. he is right up there with our founding fathers.
Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*
Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*
Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?
Kid: The woods!!
Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?
Another kid: The sun!!
Me: That’s … in space, so no
Yet another kid: Earth!!!
Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …
Several kids: The zoo!!!!
Me: A continent is–
Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is
All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA
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