Tag: queuemanji

missalsfromiram:

Going to an illict TV episode streaming site is like descending into some infernal faery netherworld filled with false doors and conniving tricksters who want to trap you there for eternity, or send to you back to the mortal realm carrying some kind of contagious curse. Every time you agree to something you have to double-check what you’re looking at or where you’re being led since a false path will always open up adjacent to the one you really want to go down. You might very well end up trapped with no way to get out except by making a horrible bargain with a creature eager to wreak havoc back on Earth

the-son-of-dathomir:

the-son-of-dathomir:

LucasArts: You guys want a game where you can be a Rebel hero, right? Fight the Empire. Maybe be a Jedi, but not a boring Jedi- a cool Jedi who-doesnt-play-by-the-rules. But definitely a cool famous hero who shapes the galaxy. That’s what you kids want- yeah?

Me: You are completely underestimating how much I want to be a Sith underling and do unspeakable things in the name of a master who see me as entirely disposable. Let me sell my soul for darkside powers in a misguided attempt to save people and be a footnote in galactic history.

Also a gay romance option

danielkanhai:

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?