toddreu:

Skin is a built in onesie

brotoro:

there is NO toxic mold growing on this post

i repeat there is NO MOLD on this post

It is safe to touch

bullysquadess:

bullysquadess:

bullysquadess:

Hot Take but “customer service voice” is just sfw sub voice

Managers are Switches

llonelyrollingstarr:

mean-bean-machines:

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons

bigbeefyladies:

i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???

berenswick:

languagebender:

languagebender:

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

examples: 

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

I’m sorry the French call it what