
the tiny glasses student mage
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the tiny glasses student mage
♡ commissions are open ♡
ko-fi | commission info | picarto | discord
someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?
me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything
I️’m so fucking lonely. I️ want someone to love me. And I️ know, I know i should love myself and that should be enough and all that shit. But I want someone. I want to be needed. I want someone to look at me and think to themselves how lucky they are to have me. I️ want some to light up when they see me. I want someone to kiss and someone to hold and someone to watch Netflix with. I️ just want someone to be mine and I️ want to be theirs. I️ want I️t so bad I️t hurts.
Athena: Welcome to Chili’s

Sauron will suffer no rival. From the summit of Barad-dur his eye watches ceaselessly.
My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e5 | Secret Society Outfits
[boppin’ music playing]
Griffin: These are our secret society outfits! No, wait. [snaps fingers, catches top hat, beat of silence while he struggles to put it on] These are our secret society outfits.
Griffin: [at Travis] You look like a business man with an extremely specific fetish.
Travis: [amused] You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals Twizzlers.
Justin: [at Travis] You look like a, uh, vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.
Travis: [laughs] Justin, you look like a halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket!
Justin: [wheezes]
Griffin: Justin looks like rye bread that a cape got on.
Justin: [at Griffin, in a serious tone] You look like if hepatitis was a person.
Travis: [absolutely loses it, laughing heartily]
The farts under a blanket one ALWAYS gets me
FYI: For Christmas, I made a paper mache duplicate of my dog, Philip, for each member of my family.