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Important Dragon Age Thought
Given their backgrounds, I think it’s safe to assume that Josephine and Leliana both speak Orlesian. And as a Nevarran princess, Cassandra was probably taught at least the basics of the Orlesian language as part of her early education.
So am I the only one who imagines the Ladies gathered around the war table and gossiping in fluent Orlesian, while Cullen just stands there, not understanding a single word, and politely pretending that he doesn’t know perfectly well they’re talking about him and the Inquisitor all the time?
OR BETTER STILL- As an officer candidate who might one day have to deal with the Templar command in Orlais Cullen was taught Orlesian and because he was always an eager student he learnt it pretty fluently. But when he joins the Inquisition he never lets on, because he refuses to be drawn into the pettiness of the Game.
So the ladies of the war council gossip and giggle, with many amused looks his way, and think the content of their conversations a complete secret. Until one day while they are speculating about whether the Inquisitor objects to sleeping under the holes in his roof he quietly interjects, in fluent if poorly accented Orlesian, that actually she likes to see the stars.
For a while they’re mortified: He’s known what they were talking about the whole damn time and made fools of them. But then Leliana starts deploying him to take notes when left alone with their oblivious Orlesian allies and he wishes he’d kept his damned mouth shut. Stopping Leliana and Josie from giggling about his liaisons with the Inquisitor was not worth this.

Golden trio as a pop star group, golden trio as three 5 star chefs starting a restaurant called “The Inquisition”, golden trio as McDonald employees??? The golden trio as hollywood superstars
Ayla and Mahanon and Zev as pop stars would probably be something like fucking Jem and the Holograms they’d be so dopey and dumb.
The chef thing I cannot even I’m gonna laugh myself to death. Zev can actually cook pretty well, he’s just SUPER lazy in Modern AU so he shovels garbage into his body. I feel like he’d be really good at making a variety of dinner plates and he just has tons of fun trying out new shit. Mahanon would probably be great at like gourmet mac and cheese and all this amazing desserts that’ll make you cry. What would Ayla be? I imagine whatever she does she’s like Gordon Ramsay.
MCDONALD EMPLOYEES. Zev gets fired and re-hired about 20 times. He’s the kid who just makes monster sandwiches when it’s dead and puts his head under the soft serve machine. I feel like Ayla always has fries that she’s snuck out like 24/7
Hollywood superstars, like movie stars? I gotta think about that one more. But I really like famous trio. Zev does all sorts of dumb bullshit and all this eccentric junk. Mahanon’s the person who hates doing interviews and likes acting but is super nervous and junk and their fanbase is rly sweet and supportive of them? Ayla is the biggest diva but not rly she just does it for kicks? And she likes taking down reporters who ask dumb sexist questions!
tl;dr I love these. The Golden Trio/Lavellan Siblings are my life
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True friendship
DESTROYED
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP FOR THIS OTP.
Inquisitor Cremisius Aclassi for @hangtoughbabe‘s October/November Patreon Request.
OMGGGGGGGGG….
favorite person: [gives me attention]
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

