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stevielystrange:

chikkou:

fruitgushers:

chikkou:

fruitgushers:

chikkou:

fruitgushers:

lana gays = tops

grimes gays = vers bottoms

marina gays = powerbottoms

fka twigs gays = sub tops

beyonce gays = true vers

gaga gays = zygotic gays. can be any gay

taylor swift gays =  basic bottoms

cupcakke gays = vers tops

lorde gays = sub tops and powerbottoms

carly gays = bottoms

sia gays = zygotic gays. can be any gay

britney gays = bottoms

cher gays = daddy doms

madonna gays = daddy subs

bjork gays = weird feitsh gays

as i said before lana gays are DEFINITELY power bottoms. but the rest of this list is solid 

there is no way lana gays are anything but tops. how can any gay listen to lana and not want to top? it doesnt add up. as a lana gay who identifies as a vers top i feel that this is an affront to everything lana stands for

your first mistake was admitting that you are, in fact, a lana gay, thus showing your bias. no singular person has listened to lanas music and wanted to top as a result. lanas entire aesthetic is about doing controlling the situation while letting her partner believe they have the control and rewarding her for it. her gays can be nothing else but power bottoms

a lot of what you said is true but it must be taken into consideration that lanas songs are typically directed at the listener, lana feeds into the top narrative of control and  having someone take your all. this is why lana gays must be tops. because while lana says things a powerbottom might say and be about, it is directed at the listener, who is a top.

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a listener engages with a song to project themselves into the positions of the singer. lana sings about her exploits with manipulating her many sugar daddies and her desire to seek out more material things from them, and it is this message that isolates any top who may listen, since they cannot relate to it. the only gays who could understand lanas experience enough to stan her are power bottoms

the rest of the gays:

the signs as completely arbitrary hex colors

effervescenthoopla:

thegrimharpy:

gemderstudies:

Aries: #a10000

Taurus: #a15000

Gemini: #a1a100

Cancer: #626262

Leo: #416600

Virgo: #008141

Libra: #008282

Scorpio: #005682

Sagittarius: #000056

Capricorn: #2b0057

Aquarius: #6a006a

Pisces: #77003c

ARBITRARY MY LEFT TIT

what makes me the angriest is that i didn’t even need to click to see the colors. i just knew. i fucking knew it.

All You When You Eat Poison: Uh Oh And Gack — Poison In My Meal! Yuck And Shit Im About To Just Keel Over DEAD On The Ground Like A Stupid Little Stone!

Tapirs When Eating Poison: Hm… Dosent Taste Sor Good But Thats How It Is Some Times — Well, What Can You Do!