Aries: asks for the Wi-Fi password immediately and spends the rest of the evening on tumblr mobile, talking to no one
Taurus: begs everyone to play board games with them at any given opportunity
Gemini: goes on a 15 minute social justice rant and makes everyone else uncomfortable
Cancer: tries to convince the more laid back relatives to give them alcohol
Leo: eats all the food and knows no one there
Virgo: grits their teeth and tries to not start shit as they listen to their family’s ridiculous political opinions
Libra: gets wasted so that they have no memory of the entire experience
Scorpio: smiles consistently and polite towards everyone, but is actually trying to make as little interaction as possible
Sagittarius: goes with the one and only cousin who they have things in common with and stays with them most of the time
Capricorn: brags about personal achievements to enforce their dominance over other relatives
Aquarius: sits with younger relatives to inform them about aliens and conspiracy theories
Pisces: somewhat shy to greet anyone first and tries to stick with friends they brought