sssn-neptune-vasilias:

otpdisaster:

Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.

Alright, Satan, just calm down for a while, you’ve done your job, you can punch out for the day.